The Sixth Day
The Lord God formed a man from the dust of the ground and breathed into him the breath of life, and the man became a living being, and this man was Adam. Then the Lord God looked at the man…
Category Valentine’s Day 2018
Sweethearts To My Ex
Princeton Administration Declines to Reform Sexual Honor Code
The Princeton administration has announced that, despite the recent passage of a referendum on the Honor Code, they will not amend the Code to remove its stipulations about sexual honesty. Phillip McElrond, who became the face of the referendum campaign,…
Best Friends Ever? These Gal Pals Got Married to Each Other
Ladies, let’s get real for a minute. Sometimes men are just way too complicated, too gross, too, well, manly! The solution to this problem might be closer than you think. After getting sick and tired of looking for the perfect…
A Letter From The Friendzone
The following letter was found discarded outside our headquarters. In light of the urgency of its troubling message, we have reproduced it below in its entirety. Dearest Stacy, I write to you today with a grave warning and plea. You…