Recipe: Make Your Own Boyfriend
Can’t find the right guy? Tired of being alone? Take matters into your own hands and whip up a man that’ll never leave you with this easy recipe. Ingredients 1 corpse (a recently deceased male is best, but any corpse…
Category Valentine’s Day 2016
How to Get the “Unattainable Standard of Beauty” Look
Unattainable just became attainable! With the help of this handy tutorial, you can finally get the look so hard to achieve that some have gone as far as to call it impossible. First, make sure that your hair is dyed…
The Kama Sutra of Extremely Average Sex
The “Tripping While Removing Your Pants” The lover removes their leg garments, stumbling slightly in the process. If they fall flat on their face, performing the act of “eating shit”, they may feign to their partner that this was intentional and…
LIFE HACK: Instead of Spending Money on a Tramp Stamp, Simply Tape a Yu-Gi-Oh Card to Your Lower Back
The tramp stamp is a proud American tradition. For decades, these decorative lower-back patterns have let the world know that those who wear them are ready for a walk on the wild side. Unfortunately, as cool as they look, tramp stamps…
Date Ideas That Don’t Involve High-Risk, Unnecessary Medical Procedures
Nothing spells romance like lying half-dead in the nearest hospital and undergoing some unnecessary medical procedure, so here are some fun alternative date ideas for when that’s not feasible. Walk in the park A simple walk in the park can do…