You Maniacs! You’ve Made Everything Self-Aware!
We should kill pretty much all lab animals. PETA, hold your horses (literally—we know you keep vicious attack stallions at your headquarters). Here's why.
Category Sci/Tech
New Year’s Breakthrough: Times Square Travel?
Famous for engendering a disproportionate amount of excitement over its glaringly mundane pointlessness, the Ball Drop is oft compared to the Running of the Bulls- both in Spain and Chicago...
In Stunning Reversal, IAU Rules That Pluto is in Fact the Only Planet
The International Astronomical Union (IAU) in Prague, amending their 2006 definition, voted Tuesday to again redefine “planet,” now making Pluto the only planet in the solar system, just four years after it was banished in favor of an 8-planet solar system.
Scientists Isolate Antipope; Mysteries of Pope Asymmetry Remain
CERN, FRANCE – An international team of researchers today announced the first-ever isolation of a sample of antipope, a rare substance predicted by current Pope Theory. Antipopes, which can be thought of as the ‘negative’ counterparts of ‘normal’ popes, may…
Designing the New Apple Tablet Computer
Apple's new iPad tablet computer has been the subject of much hype, but do you know the real story behind it?