In what is being hailed as a victory for theoretical physicists and social psychologists alike, researchers at the Institute for Advanced Study have successfully synthesized a particle capable of sustaining an entirely nonsexual relationship between a man and a woman.…
In what is being hailed as a truly groundbreaking solution to one of the most divisive issues of our time, a group of researchers at Princeton University has pooled their collective brainpower and put the contentious abortion debate to rest…
The couple arrive home. She puts down her bag, he throws the car keys onto the counter. The Amazon Alexa™ beeps a greeting. Her: “For once, could you put the keys into that nice ‘Leaf Dish Trinket Holder 4″ x…
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a press release yesterday, NASA announced that the big day is finally here: intelligent, friendly extraterrestrial life forms are about to land on Earth. However, the exciting news was quickly spoiled by a devastating caveat: these highly-advanced aliens…
Let me begin by saying that I’m not an animal rights activist or anything. As a Princeton student studying Molecular Biology, I have experimented on my share of live mice in the pursuit of scientific truth. That said, I’m beginning…