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Articles related to life at Princeton, the Ivy League, and other college matters.

U-Store Announces Expansion

In the face of the current economic crisis, the Princeton University Store has recently announced a diversification of products sold at its stores on Nassau Street and University Place. “Because of declining sales due to our ridiculously high prices,” U-Store…

Princeton Course Offerings 3009

Princeton University Course Offerings, Spring Term 3009 [recovered by Tiger Magazine’s intrepid, brave time-traveling reporter. Translated into English for popular consumption] AAS100: Introduction to African-American Studies Description: The toils and troubles of African Americans from slavery to 2500, when the…

Unicyclist Reports Theft of Front of Bike

PRINCETON, NJ – The unicyclist spotted riding around campus has reported the theft of the front of his bicycle to Public Safety, senior officials at Public Safety reported. “People think I’m just being cool riding around on one wheel, but…