University Denies Application for Proposed Squirrel Hunting Club
The Office of the Dean of Undergraduate Students announced yesterday that a petition to create the proposed Squirrel Hunting Club had been denied.
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Cereal Mascots Vie To Replace Dean Malkiel
With Dean Malkiel leaving Princeton, our great university has to find someone to fill that gap. What we need in our next Dean is someone with name recognition, strong moral fiber, and no history of murder: we don’t want a…
A Letter to the Financial Aid Office: My Summer Earnings
I am writing to you about the $2,400 that I was expected to earn this summer pursuant my financial aid package. I am going to be honest with you: I was unable to earn the money.
The Life and Times of the Cannon Green Cannon
April 4, 1840- My word, the Princeton boys just buried me in a field behind that old hall of theirs… what was it called? Ah, well, I’m sure the Rutgers chaps have quite the elaborate prank planned; what a shame…
Josh Weinstein ’09’s Next Ideas
What will he think of next?