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The Professor Location: Stands at the very front of the room. He is also the only person standing in the class, to emphasize his position as the supreme ruler of that room. Secret thoughts during class: “Man, I really hope…
The Kid Who’s Just Really Excited to Be Here This is the kid whose wardrobe is comprised of a rotation of all of the free residential college gear he received, along with a pair of khaki cargo pants (the cleanliness…
In addition to football’s three-point victory over Columbia last week, Princeton managed to eke out another win against arch-rival Harvard in the annual Ivy League animal abuse tournament. The Tigers defeated the Crimson by just a single violation of the…
Dear Dean Jueds, I recently had the pleasure of receiving a letter from you with regards to my Dean’s Warning for violation of the University’s copyright policy. Your letter was, of course, very professional and to the point. In addition,…