Category Princeton
Articles related to life at Princeton, the Ivy League, and other college matters.
Hookup Horticulture
You’ve heard a lot of exciting stuff about the Hookup Culture here in the realm of tertiary education. You’re trying to get in on that, but how? You know you have to find love, but how? You want to prove…
If Other Authors Had Been Disillusioned by Princeton
Reasons You Chose Princeton
You thought it might help your chances of getting into Cottage. You didn’t know Princeton was in New Jersey. For the chance to scream “More like ASSau Hall!” when you get your first, second, and final dean’s warnings for public…
A Letter to Eisgruber: Eisgruber’s Response
Yesterday, our Chairman sent this e-mail to President Eisgruber. Much to our surprise, he soon replied. ——————————————– Dear Timothy, Thank you for these extremely delinquent congratulations. As you might imagine, Tiger Magazine’s felicitations had been conspicuous by their absence, and…