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Articles related to life at Princeton, the Ivy League, and other college matters.

News, Princeton

Missing Child Discovered in Dorm

On Wednesday, October 16, a two-year-old child was found in a single in Bloomberg during a routine fire inspection. The toddler was discovered sitting in a hamper-turned-playpen, playing with a sock and a hot pink sports bra.

Former Writers Who Wish To Remain Anonymous
November 27, 2013

Princeton

Princeton Shoots to #1, Harvard on Rapid Decline

Leading experts in college analysis have determined that Princeton is objectively better than Harvard. According to a committee of feuding alumni at US News Magazine, Princeton has achieved a US News & World Report rating of 100 beating out Harvard’s mere 99.

Stephen Wood
November 23, 2013

News, Princeton

Princeton’s Endowment is Huge

“I always saw ads on the internet that promised to make my applicant pool bigger and stronger, and I never believed them,” said Eisgruber. “But one day, I clicked, and, well—here we are.”

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November 12, 2013

News, Princeton

Grade Deflation Committee Finds Students’ Grades Still Too High, Recommends 10% A’s

The faculty committee created by University President Chris Eisgruber to assess the University’s grading policy released its findings well ahead of schedule on Tuesday, recommending that no more than 10 percent of the grades given in any department should be A’s—a reduction from the current figure of 35 percent.

Alexandro Strauss
November 7, 2013

News, Princeton

Loki the Hedgehog Faces Disciplinary Action for Adderall Use

PRINCETON, NJ — In an effort to raise students’ spirits and provide light-hearted inspiration for those studying into the wee hours of the morning during midterms week, the Office of the Dean of Undergraduate Students started a live camera feed…

Matt Gwin
October 24, 2013