The security of the ‘Princeton Class of 2021’ Facebook group was called into question this week, as multiple freshmen claimed they could see themselves “getting along really well” with a spam profile anonymously added to the group. Despite the profile…
Think your high school accomplishments were impressive? Think again. In the spring of 2017, eight high schools seniors opened their letters of acceptance to Harvard, Yale, Cornell, Columbia, the University of Pennsylvania, Princeton, Dartmouth and Brown, respectively. Talk about choices–…
This year’s round of eating club pickups took a turn for the early 1900s as existing members escalated their usual hijinks to things more sinister. As many of you may have been told in bedtime stories from your RCAs, when…
In an effort to grapple with Woodrow Wilson’s complicated legacy and controversial presence on campus, the University today kicked off a raucous, twelve-day parade celebrating his accomplishments. “I realize that Woodrow Wilson’s connection to Princeton is a sensitive issue for…
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a press release yesterday, NASA announced that the big day is finally here: intelligent, friendly extraterrestrial life forms are about to land on Earth. However, the exciting news was quickly spoiled by a devastating caveat: these highly-advanced aliens…