In what students are calling a miracle of human endurance, the freshman Greg Shifter has finally returned to campus a full semester after the rest of his Outdoor Action group. The newest member of Forbes College, Shifter was separated from his…
In a stunning press conference on Tuesday, New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick revealed that his team’s Super Bowl loss was all part of a larger scheme. “I don’t know how you guys didn’t realize it earlier,” said Belichick. “I…
With only two months to go to April Fool’s Day, Google engineers and executives have begun to worry that they still haven’t come up with a cracker for their traditional April Fool’s Day hoax. Google has run such hoaxes since…
In a stunning display of political remonstration, several dozen men proclaiming to be soldiers of the Confederate States of America have gone on a hunger strike – refusing to eat their daily ration of hard tack – in protest of…