Category Life
Stories about life today from staff of the Tiger.
How to Pretend You Care About Genocide
We know, you lead a busy life. Your time is valuable. It’s hard to be you. But lately, your lack of a soul, or even basic empathy for the suffering of other human beings, has been getting in the way…
To Life! and, er… Death!
My grandmother died recently and her funeral was very nice. Except for the iridescent pink coffin. Otherwise it was very touching. The singing was nice, sort of a barber-shop quartet done acappella. I was sufficiently disturbed by the pink coffin,…
How To Get A Girl
10.) Touch her subtly. Making contact lets her know that you are interested. Too much contact lets her know you’re a pervert. Because you are, in fact, a pervert. 9.) Laugh. Smile. Make sure she knows you are having a…
The Bicker of the Christ
Forasmuch as many hath taken in hand, this season, to set forth in order a declaration of the events which occurred in the meeting halls of the Tower Club, it seemed good to me also, being from the beginning an…