How to Write a Paper About Nothing
Writing classes tell students a lot of things. A great many of these things are true, if you’re one of those outmoded models with a “drive to learn” (it hurts to type it) or are one of the poor souls…
Category Life
Stories about life today from staff of the Tiger.
Rejected Fire Alarm Procedure
1. Attempt to sleep through screeching alarm. 2. Awaken all roommates and one-night stands. 3. Hastily grab mismatched shoes. 4. Pick a nice coat. Take your time here, it’s better to die stylishly. 5. Stumble down steps. 6. Return for…
Discrimination By (Lack of) Sex
Young abstainers are fleeing the ranks in increasing number, citing peers taunting them for their unusual behavior.
Computer Engineer Barbie Creates Unrealistic Expectations for Women, Engineers
“I really like programming, but I’ll never be pretty enough to be a computer engineer.” Heather Rogers, like countless other 6-12 year old girls, is part of the next generation of victims in Mattel’s 50-year crusade against women in the…
Breakup Leaves Man’s Heart, Refrigerator Cold And Empty
The devastating breakup with his live-in girlfriend of three years has left local man Andrew White emotionally drained and hungry. “I really thought she was the one,” White told reporters, speaking from a poorly lit bedroom that reflected the darkness …