Point A Sues Point B
Point A has officially filed a suit to indefinitely halt a mass exodus to Point B. The suit is a Giorgio Armani hand-tailored creation, and will be worn by the plaintiff's lawyer at the next trial.
Category Life
Stories about life today from staff of the Tiger.
Lizstomania: 10 Things The Author Can Do Better Drunk
Remember the lyrics to ‘Stand by Me’ to the melody of ‘Lean on Me’ Yell people’s names, or a name that starts with the same first letter as their name, or a name that bears no similarity to their name…
How I Would Use The Harry Potter Franchise
J.K. Rowling recently hinted to Oprah that she might consider writing more Harry Potter books. In the spirit of sucking any remaining life out of the franchise, here are some real-life products they might consider producing to support the new…
Top 10 Freshman Girl Fears, Answered
1. He’s only talking to me for my boobs. …True. But it could be worse. He could be talking to you for your personality. 2. He’s only hooking up with me for my boobs. …Still true. But it could be…
Advice For Freshmen
Hello, Freshman. It’s me, Senior. Yes, I can see you. I can see everything you are doing and everything you are thinking and everything you are eating and everywhere you are and everywhere you have been. I am judging you more than…