Failed New Years’ Resolutions from Figures in Popular Culture
At the beginning of the year, many people around the world resolve to do things they’ll never see fit to follow through with. If you are reading this, you are probably one of them.
Category Life
Stories about life today from staff of the Tiger.
Annual Heart Transplant Competition
The Princeton Tiger is now accepting applications for its annual heart transplant competition! We invite children ages 4-12 to submit their applications by April 1st, 2011. Applications will be judged based on Desire to live: based on the quality of…
Come to a CULT Meeting
Feeling depressed? Looking for new meaning in life? Easily manipulated? Want to give us all your possessions learn about asceticism and perform slave labor for us join an awesome commune? You should totally come to a College Undergraduates Looking for…
Law Enforcement Turf Wars
Dear Large Law Enforcement Agency, As an employee of Small Law Enforcement Agency I am very upset by the arrival of your Large Law Enforcement Agency to my area on account of your intention to take over administration of an…
Presenting: 10 Scurrilous Rumors!
Ann Coulter is afraid of hats, and because of this has never worn one. James Franco once befriended a middle-aged con man drifter from Kansas City with a heart as gold as two of his front teeth. Franco personally baptized…