Things That Anger Me
Mealy apples. You expect the first bite to be a sweet and crunchy orgasm, but instead someone shit in your mouth. The smelly kind with corn in it. My laptop battery. I’d like a battery that allows me to watch…
Category Life
Stories about life today from staff of the Tiger.
You’re Doing Facebook Wrong
Sometimes, when I like a Facebook photo fifteen seconds after it’s been posted, I’ll get a comment like, “Of course it doesn’t take you more than 30 seconds to see that I changed my profile picture, Abby.” Other times, when…
Top Ten Places to Spend Valentine’s Day Alone
The Internet The internet provides of fine array of options for diversion, self-delusion, or old-fashioned wallowing in self-pity. After all, who needs a date when Homestuck loves you? If comics aren’t your forte, you can get through the day in…
Student Returns from Study Abroad “Profoundly Changed”
Eliza Brown ’12 has returned from her fall semester studying abroad in London an “entirely different person.” While there, she discovered that even beyond socialized medicine and the fact that people drive on the other side of the road, “there…
Top 14 Best Atypical Items to Borrow Indefinitely from a Hotel Room
On vacation? Great! It’s time to take part in that great American pastime of senselessly pilfering towels and toiletries from your hotel room. Recently, while visiting some family for the holidays, I had the pleasure of staying in one of…