Men
Listen, I’m a man. It seems like you can’t throw a spear in this town without alerting the authorities or hitting an op-ed about how little free time the average Princeton student has – you’re all too busy playing on…
Category Life
Stories about life today from staff of the Tiger.
Eight Vaginas That Have Ruined My Life
1. Susan B. Anthony’s Vagina Susan B. Anthony and her unapologetic vagina fought to liberate women from the subjugation of the domestic sphere. Anthony played a pivotal role in bringing the suffrage movement to the national stage by co-founding the National Woman…
Reinterpreting Antiquity
Let’s be honest: Who hasn’t walked through a museum at some point in their life and thought to themselves that archaeologists are full of baloney? I certainly have. For instance, when I was visiting the Istanbul Archaeology Museum this summer, I found…
God Checks Into Rehab For Gambling Addiction
Elysium, SPIRIT WORLD—Professional personal deity God has checked Himself into a rehabilitation centre in the Elysian Fields, citing gaming problems and schizophrenia. The aleph-null-year-old Creator, also known as Yahweh, first acknowledged His incessant habit of playing dice last century. All-powerful…
Milk Speaks Out Against Oreo: “Not My Favorite Cookie,” She Says.
In a shocking revelation, yesterday afternoon Milk finally decided to go public about her true feelings towards Oreo. [1] It turns out that Milk and Oreos don’t mix as well as previously thought. “Oreo isn’t even close to my favorite cookie,”…