Category Life

Stories about life today from staff of the Tiger.

Life, Princeton

5 Car Ride Games for the Ivy Leaguer

If you are driving or riding home for Winter Break and want a fun activity to pass the time, but have outgrown the childish and non-elitist car-ride games of your youth, don’t fret! The Princeton Tiger is here to help…

Matt Gwin
December 6, 2012

Life, Opinion, Princeton

An Open Letter to the Squirrel On Elm Drive (You Know Who You Are)

Dear Squirrel, you probably don’t remember me, considering that you were too busy being a dick. I tried to get by you on the street, but no. You were too busy turning an acorn around in your weird little skeletal paws. Not even eating it or intending to bury it. Just spinning it.

Former Writers Who Wish To Remain Anonymous
December 4, 2012

Life, Opinion

Once Upon A Monday

Mondays are band-aids that take 24 hours to rip off; weekly plagues sent from above to ensure people never have fun for more than six days in a row, unless you’re on vacation, in which case, karma will get you eventually. But if the human race collectively hates Mondays with such passion, why keep them around?

admin
December 1, 2012

Entertainment, Opinion

Straight Men Won’t Marry Their Girlfriends: Girlfriends Respond

Dirty-looking white guy standing over a grill? We’re talking to you. Your mix of flannel and apron is neither aesthetically pleasing nor oozing sex appeal. And let’s face it, you’re probably going to burn the shit out of those steaks and end up ordering Domino’s anyway.

Former Writers Who Wish To Remain Anonymous
November 29, 2012

Life, Princeton

Daily Princetonian Errata

– SBW ’15. Artwork by AZ ’16.

Stephen Wood
November 13, 2012