Straight Men Won’t Marry Their Girlfriends: Girlfriends Respond

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I will start off by admitting that I have not read this book. I bought it on a whim during my cat phase. I got a lot of cat books that way. What can I say; I just have a…
Bill Murray riding Bruce Willis down a sand dune on Mars bro carrying a handful of police badges drenched in Ovaltine in his right hand and in his left carrying the American flag upon which is impaled an adult dinosaur…
Sometimes, when I like a Facebook photo fifteen seconds after it’s been posted, I’ll get a comment like, “Of course it doesn’t take you more than 30 seconds to see that I changed my profile picture, Abby.” Other times, when…
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