Category Opinion

Opinion columns from the highly opinionated staff, contributors, and readers of the Tiger.

Life, Opinion

In Defense of Bicker: People Are Assholes In The Real World, So I Should Be An Asshole To You Here

By Andy Chesterfield ’16, member of a Bicker club I’m the first to admit that Bicker isn’t perfect, but recent discussion about bicker being “elitist,” “superficial,” and “pointlessly detrimental to campus social life” has totally missed the point of it…

Stephen Wood
February 5, 2015

Letters, Opinion

Humor is Worthless

People say that satire has the power to educate and change and even assert its author’s own opinions. They are wrong.

Former Writers Who Wish To Remain Anonymous
April 17, 2014

Bullets, Entertainment, Opinion

Five Things I Loved About Lincoln

Honest, Abe.

pvijayak
December 20, 2012

Life, Opinion, Princeton

An Open Letter to the Squirrel On Elm Drive (You Know Who You Are)

Dear Squirrel, you probably don’t remember me, considering that you were too busy being a dick. I tried to get by you on the street, but no. You were too busy turning an acorn around in your weird little skeletal paws. Not even eating it or intending to bury it. Just spinning it.

Former Writers Who Wish To Remain Anonymous
December 4, 2012

Life, Opinion

Once Upon A Monday

Mondays are band-aids that take 24 hours to rip off; weekly plagues sent from above to ensure people never have fun for more than six days in a row, unless you’re on vacation, in which case, karma will get you eventually. But if the human race collectively hates Mondays with such passion, why keep them around?

admin
December 1, 2012