Opinion columns from the highly opinionated staff, contributors, and readers of the Tiger.
It’s a well-known fact that, since Princeton made the decision to prioritize “need-blind admissions” and “student financial aid”, its value as a prestigious institution of future leaders has diminished. Before, in its glory days, an A in Princeton meant a…
Adjusting to any college is difficult, but this goes double for an Ivy League— from academics to extracurriculars to service, it’s only natural to feel overwhelmed by the complexity of life at school. Luckily, Princeton is chock-full of resources to…
Two months ago, my colleagues and I completed our work on the Really Overwhelmingly Loving Machine Endeavoring for O-ffection, or R.O.M.E.O. The goal was simple: achieve the dream of computer programmers and science fiction writers alike by teaching a robot…
Wake up, America. As we all know, the liberals have launched a full-scale war on American holidays. December brought another secularist attack on Christmas. In January, the left pushed their evil plan to a new level when they viciously claimed…
We’ve all heard of Larry Dinger, the legendary adult film actor, producer, and director behind such classics as Lesbian Beach House Orgy 3; Two Girls, Five Cocks; and the truly unforgettable Jessica Sparx Gets Fucked in a Van. These films…