Flowchart For Asking A Girl Out
This is based on an actual flowchart made by an actual Tiger staffer as a guide to asking out an actual girl. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. I cannot stress enough how real, sad, and hilarious the…
This is based on an actual flowchart made by an actual Tiger staffer as a guide to asking out an actual girl. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. I cannot stress enough how real, sad, and hilarious the…
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