Valentine’s Day Gift Guide
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How To Be Sex Positive
Throwing an event? Put out a condom bowl, or put condoms in gift bags! Put condoms in the food and drinks. Place a hex on your guests so condoms spill out of their mouths. Open a dialogue with teens about…
Manti Te’o’s REVISED Tips For A Lasting Relationship With The Girl Of Your Dreams
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How To Identify a Means of Egress
In the event that you are unable to identify a means of egress in your residential quarters, consult this guide in order to ascertain its location.