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Letters

Sorry, We Cannot Offer You a Bid

It’s with sincere regret that I must inform you that we cannot offer you membership into 19 Club, Princeton’s premier all-male, secret tobacco smoking society. I guess you could say it wasn’t your “lucky strike,” “bud.”

Former Writers Who Wish To Remain Anonymous
December 4, 2013

Letters, Politics, Princeton

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

For too long the DAILY PRINCETONIAN has LIED to HARD-WORKING AMERICANS of this University, taking orders directly from the corporate clowns of HARVARD UNIVERSITY and promoting a CRIMSON AGENDA.

Former Writers Who Wish To Remain Anonymous
December 4, 2013

Letters

A Message From Jay Bush

Bush’s traditional policy of recipe secrecy will always encourage speculation like this, so I have decided to finally reveal part of our secret recipe.

Matt Gwin
December 4, 2013

Letters, Princeton

An Open Letter to the Princeton A Cappella Community

I auditioned for every single a cappella group that Princeton has to offer: The Tigertones, The Roaring Twenties, The Nassoons, The Tiger Lilies… all of them, but not one of the groups gave me so much as a callback because of blatant and unabashed discrimination.

Former Writers Who Wish To Remain Anonymous
October 12, 2013

Advice, Letters, Life, Princeton

A Letter to Eisgruber: Eisgruber’s Response

Yesterday, our Chairman sent this e-mail to President Eisgruber. Much to our surprise, he soon replied. ——————————————– Dear Timothy, Thank you for these extremely delinquent congratulations. As you might imagine, Tiger Magazine’s felicitations had been conspicuous by their absence, and…

Former Writers Who Wish To Remain Anonymous
July 2, 2013