Let’s talk about sex!
The best protection is education–what do you know about sex? Having sexual urges doesn’t make you a bad person: only disrespecting the flag makes you a bad person. And also having sex. Having sex makes you a bad person. STD’s…
Category Health
Articles about Health from the staff of the Tiger.
You Have No Idea How Hydrated I Am
The average adult male needs to consume 2.5 liters of water per day to stay properly hydrated. I consume far more. The amount of water I drink is surely beyond your comprehension. I warn you, stranger, you have no idea…
Hazards and Hazing: Get Ready to Have Your Ass Kicked
Freshman year is always stressful. You’re struggling to find new friends, you’re scared of your professors, and you don’t know what the fuck Vineyard Vines is and you’re afraid to ask at this point. However, there is a more dangerous…
Recipe: Make Your Own Boyfriend
Can’t find the right guy? Tired of being alone? Take matters into your own hands and whip up a man that’ll never leave you with this easy recipe. Ingredients 1 corpse (a recently deceased male is best, but any corpse…
Outdoor Action 2014: Tips and Tricks
This year, from August 30th to September 5th, approximately 800 freshman from the class of 2018 will participate in Princeton’s Outdoor Action program. To any and all anxious freshmen, here are a few quick tips and tricks guaranteed to give…