Two Macho Men Stories
Halloween “Hey man, did I ever tell you about the time I was five, and I rode my Big Wheel through the supermarket? Yeah, it had a Harley Davison sticker on the bumper and a death skull on the handle…
Category Fiction/Poetry
Fiction, poetry, prose, and other writing from the staff and contributors of Tiger.
A Christmas Carrel
"Spirit,'' said Malkiel, with an interest she had never felt before, "tell me if Tiny Tim will get into grad school."
"If the shadows of the Future remain unchanged, no."
Dildo Sale
I can’t wait for the next dildo sale! Normally, I buy about 3-4 new dildos per trip to the dildo store. I make biweekly trips. When there is a dildo sale though, I can buy about 5-6 dildos in one…
Four Dreams The Author’s Friends Insisted On Telling Him About
Well, so get this. I was in this paintball game, right? And the teams were me and Julianne Moore against my friend and his mom, who was also Julianne Moore. And we were winning but then my Julianne Moore started…
The Journal of William Gates, the Internet Explorer
In 1804, President Thomas Jefferson charged Meriwether Lewis and William Gates with exploring and mapping the territory acquired in the famed “Facebook Purchase.” The following are excerpts from Mr. William “Bill” Gates’s log. May 14, 1804 – We depart Redmond…