What Is Best In Life?
Bill Murray riding Bruce Willis down a sand dune on Mars bro carrying a handful of police badges drenched in Ovaltine in his right hand and in his left carrying the American flag upon which is impaled an adult dinosaur…
Category Fiction/Poetry
Fiction, poetry, prose, and other writing from the staff and contributors of Tiger.
Faust
Princeton’s Faust: An Adaptation of Wolfgang von Goethe’s Faust By: Stephen Stolzenberg PART I Cast: Mephistopheles (the Devil) God (The President of the University) Faust (The hero) Brander, Frosch, Siebel, and Altmayer – 21 Club Members Heavenly Host (Senior and…
Dean’s Date
The Great Paper Race On Tuesday, January 17, four writers were given a seemingly impossible task: write a paper on a topic they knew nothing about in 45 minutes or less. This is their story. The Topic What qualities does…
I Hereby Resign as a Planeeter
Hi, everyone. Heart here. Lately, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking and I’ve realized that my time as a planeeter is done. This wasn’t an easy decision and it—hey, where are you going? I’m serious this time! Don’t doubt…
The Invention of the Iron Maiden
Duke: This had better be good. I was elbow deep in concubines. Blacksmith: I believe the expression is “knee deep”. Duke: No, I meant elbow. Blacksmith: Apologies, my lord. But I’m sure you’ll enjoy this. Duke: You found me a…