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Warner Bros Releases NolanVision
“Unbelievable,” said Jared Hamburger, stumbling out into the night after a showing of Eat Pray Love, the debut of NolanVision in New York City this past weekend. “Does God exist? Does love exist?” he asked, staring directly through me into…
“Social Network” Inspires Dangerous New Fad
David Fincher, the director of the recent hit movie The Social Network, issued an official apology last Wednesday for inadvertently encouraging the public to punch Harvard students in the face. “I just didn’t realize Average Joes would see such a…
Howie Mandel and I Make Progress on the Sale of His House
Howie Mandel: I really appreciate just the two of us meeting like this. Alex Moss: Absolutely. No agents. No lawyers. No other broad professions I assume are associated with house-selling because I am 19 years old. HM: Contractors. AM: Contractors,…
Obituaries Of The Future
Andy Samberg: Drowned after a shipwreck. Last words: “Never let go” (spoken to T-Pain). Samberg’s body was found 8 miles from the wreckage on the shore of Lonely Island. Autopsy also revealed he had contracted multiple STDs from, evidence suggests,…