What Is Best In Life?
Bill Murray riding Bruce Willis down a sand dune on Mars bro carrying a handful of police badges drenched in Ovaltine in his right hand and in his left carrying the American flag upon which is impaled an adult dinosaur…
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?, As Told by Famous Comedians
Jerry Seinfeld What’s the deal with chickens crossing roads? I’ve never seen a chicken cross a road, have you? Is this some big chicken conspiracy? Is there even another side to this “road”? Bill Cosby Why, did the…
Law & Order: SUV Not Renewed for Third Season Due to Lack of Puns
NBC has announced that it will not renew its cop-automobile-drama Law and Order: SUV for a third season. “We simply ran out of creative juices. Frankly, we ran out of SUV models. The new models that keep coming out aren’t…
Texas A&M Spurs SEC to Join EU; Greece to Big East
The NCAA athletics conference realignment saga entered a new episode yesterday with further reshuffling. Just a month after Texas A&M finally confirmed the rumors that it would leave the Big 12 for the Southeastern Conference, it is again breaking rank,…
International Pictionary: Nauru Widens the Gap
As the international battle for Pictionary immortalization rages on, Tiger Magazine is here to bring you the inside scoop on who’s ahead and who’s drawing dead. In the lead: #1 – The Republic of Nauru – The Republic of…