Rejected Candy Hearts
They're just chalk anyway.
Category Bullets
Condoms
Sometimes it's hard to tell what they're for.
Five Things I Loved About Lincoln
Honest, Abe.
Things Least Likely to be Said During the Presidential Debates
A lot of major points will be raised tonight. Here are exactly none of them.
What to Bring to Your Next Potluck Dinner
How to be the high-light of the night.