…Continued from Tiger’s September 2006 issue The appointed day arrived for Snow White ’09 to return to her suite in the Kingdom of Wilson. While the evil queen looked on with a (classic) evil smirk, Snow White ’09 strolled into…
In response to last month’s announcement by the International Astronomical Union that Pluto was no longer a planet, IUPAC, the international group of chemists with a name too long to bother writing, has announced that plutonium will be removed from…
Once upon a time, in the nearby Kingdom of Wilson, there was a happy and carefree girl named Snow White `09, who was as beautiful as could be. She had hair the color of night, lips as red as a…
Someone knocked on my door the other day, and asked me if I would give them money to inspire their walking around in a circle. Understandably, I told him to fellatiate a goat. Why should I pay him money when…