(Scene: Drew Gilpin Faust, a female, is reflecting in her study.) Faust: Damn it all! I have learned everything that my lowly female brain could possibly hold, and I am still unsatisfied… (to audience) because, you know, women are never…
Though many students may already have heard the news that the Carl A. Fields Center will be taking up residence directly on Prospect Avenue next year, many will surely be taken by surprise upon hearing their latest announcement. The Carl…
10.) Touch her subtly. Making contact lets her know that you are interested. Too much contact lets her know you’re a pervert. Because you are, in fact, a pervert. 9.) Laugh. Smile. Make sure she knows you are having a…
The Woodrow Wilson School, now known as “Woody Club,” surpassed neighboring Tower Club as the most competitive on the street, bringing it under the wing of the ICC as Princeton’s sixth Bicker institution. Various officers from up and down the…
On the first hour of Newman’s Day, The Barkeep gave to me, A trip to McCosh for me On the second hour of Newman’s Day The Barkeep gave to me, Two Heinekins, and a trip to McCosh for me. On…