In light of recent revelations about the questionable quality of consumer goods manufactured in the People’s Republic of China, the Lao People’s Democratic Republic has announced that it is recalling the People’s Republic of China, effective immediately. The offices of…
Greetings! How was your summer? I had a wonderful time at home with my family and friends thousands and thousands of miles away from you. Tragically, summer comes to an end as we prepare to return to campus. I am…
We at Tiger need hardly point out the value of being a Princeton student. As America’s future political leaders, captains of industry, and superpimps, we are expected to use our valuable summer vacations “in the nation’s service.” Tiger decided to…
Everyone has at least one precept with one person who has totally wasted his/her education here at Princeton. That person speaks all the time in class yet has nothing to say. That person’s comments are off topic, and his/her papers…
In what has been his most well-received stump speech yet, Republican Tom Tancredo proposed his latest measure to fight terrorism: blowing up the world. “Muslims are growing in number, and they’re showing up all over the place, even right here…