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The Bottle

Once upon a Thursday dreary, Thinking soberly, and weary, Mulling every single incident the night might have in store, Suddenly there came a knocking, As of someone roughly socking, On my temples, rudely clocking, pounding through my skull’s front door,…

Prefab[ulous] Extension Requests

Brought to you by Tiger Magazine* If you’re like most people you arrived at Princeton a few weeks ago ready to kick academic ass. By the second week, though, most remember that Princeton can be challenging. By the third they…

Tiger Magazine Cover – September 2007 Issue

This September 2007 Cover highlights the attempted sale of Princeton University on popular online auction site Ebay. 261-year-old institution of higher learning, in fair to average condition. FIRST PLACE US NEWS RANKINGS!!! Social scene in need of repair. Will put…