Once upon a Thursday dreary, Thinking soberly, and weary, Mulling every single incident the night might have in store, Suddenly there came a knocking, As of someone roughly socking, On my temples, rudely clocking, pounding through my skull’s front door,…
1. Is your Avatar depressed? Yes/No If yes, skip questions 2- 15 2. Are your Avatar’s dreams pleasant or unpleasant? a. None of the time b. Some of the time c. Most of the time d. All of the time…
Brought to you by Tiger Magazine* If you’re like most people you arrived at Princeton a few weeks ago ready to kick academic ass. By the second week, though, most remember that Princeton can be challenging. By the third they…
This September 2007 Cover highlights the attempted sale of Princeton University on popular online auction site Ebay. 261-year-old institution of higher learning, in fair to average condition. FIRST PLACE US NEWS RANKINGS!!! Social scene in need of repair. Will put…
Bill Frist comes to Princeton “And can you point out for the court the person or persons responsible?” “So what’s your thesis topic going to be?” “If anybody else has promising ideas they’d like to see destroyed, just let me…