A Modest Proposal
Perhaps my diction may be too pretentious, but I chose it hoping to add a humorous element to my piece. I wish to bear witness to a modern American tragedy: late meal. The so-called “Frist Campus Center” provides an innocent…
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Public Safety Weekly Crime Blog
Date: Tuesday, November 20, 2007 Incident: Burglary and Theft The Department of Public Safety is alerting community members of a burglary and theft that occurred at Forbes Addition, between approximately 12:28 p.m. and 01:52 p.m. on 11 Between these times,…
Chairman’s Address – November 2007 Issue
Archibald Filmore Goldstein IV ’08, the new food manager at Terrace, was up to no good. A 4.0 GPA molecular bio major, he had rented that old Jim Carrey movie about a lawyer who is doomed when he finds one…
Whitman Secedes!
Today, Whitman College announced its secession from the Federal Union in two separate letters to Congress and Shirley Tilghman. This follows the implementation of ‘College Night’, an exclusive system where only students from Whitman may dine in the Whitman dining…
Dear Prospective Student,
We, at the Princeton Undergraduate Admissions Office, are delighted to receive your application for Undergraduate Admission. Around this time of year we receive more than a handful of applications, so please bear with us through our completely objective selection process.…