The Divine Parody
Midway upon the Street I found myself lost.
The dark and stony mansions I could not tell apart,
For I was an ignorant frosh.
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Spires & Gargoyles: Chairman’s Letter, November 2009
Congratulations on your fine choice in reading material! Perhaps this is your first Tiger; as firsts go, this ranks among the best. It probably won’t destroy as much property as your first car. First pets pee on the carpet, eat…
Probable Conversations Between High Ranking Government Officials On Contemporary Issues Of Importance
Man, everything is just awesome when you are the government.
Study Shows Drinking Improves Foreign Language Skills; Test Takers Accused of “Doping”
A recent groundbreaking study by Tiger Magazine’s psychological research team shows that there is a significant link between alcohol consumption and foreign language speaking ability. The study showed that as Blood Alcohol Content increases, there is almost a four hundred…
One Hundred Lies About Barack Obama
#55: While a state legislator, Barack Obama spearheaded a short-lived effort to make the Illinois state bird The Eagles.
#56: In his desk in the oval office, Barack Obama keeps a revolver with a single bullet, just in case.