Henry Winston Morganthal V Burberry Louise Castermann Chino Polo Spumoni Jameson Winnifred “Spencer” Watson Xylophone Jones Coolant Jr. (Pronounced Huxley Arbeit Meuthe) Gail-Anne Elthorp Beryl Hanna Baumminster Pia Alexandria Smithson-Hannah Skeffington William Fuller –LIS ’14
Writing classes tell students a lot of things. A great many of these things are true, if you’re one of those outmoded models with a “drive to learn” (it hurts to type it) or are one of the poor souls…
1. Attempt to sleep through screeching alarm. 2. Awaken all roommates and one-night stands. 3. Hastily grab mismatched shoes. 4. Pick a nice coat. Take your time here, it’s better to die stylishly. 5. Stumble down steps. 6. Return for…