Lady Gaga: Hey, Beyonce. Beyonce: Are you Lady Gaga or a talking pile of bubble wrap? It is difficult to tell these days. Lady Gaga: Gaga. So I have this idea. For a video. It’s pretty weird. Beyonce: Like, normal…
Dear friends, I would like to thank you all so much for helping me make my wildest fantasies come true. Your perseverance and dedication have been nothing short of exemplary. Every fairy you impale on my horn is a pleasure;…
In a startling turn of events, North Korea has announced that it will be discontinuing use of its recently devalued won currency in favor of the denomination exchanged in Blizzard’s popular online game World of Warcraft, “WoW gold.” The recent…
The FCC released a statement today stating it will crack down on the abuse of testicular trauma in motion pictures beginning in the year 2010. Chairman of the organization, Julius Genachowski, was quoted as saying, “We all have our favorite…
PRINCETON, NJ — An exclusive group of freshman girls who call themselves “The Tribe” filed a lawsuit this week against the federal government, demanding that the group be exempted from all sales taxes — in particular those levied during frequent…