After many years battling the administration for official recognition, it appears Princeton’s Greeks have finally given up in the face of negative press in the Daily Princetonian. This morning all fraternities and sororities were found to have departed Princeton, leaving…
The renowned world traveler, diver, astronaut, escape artist, and occasional time traveler known only to the world as Waldo, in an exclusive interview with the Tiger, recently revealed that after decades of wearing the same sweater and hat combination and…
In an ironic twist, the latest eating club task force has found 100% of Tiger Inn’s newest members to be hipsters. As President Shirley Tilghman reports, “All the signs are there. Everything is done with a sense of irony. After…
In the beginning, God created beer. It mostly went downhill from there. Soon after He created beer, God became bored and needed someone to get drunk and watch March Madness with. Thus man came to be. After a fortnight of…
PRINCETON, NJ – At approximately 3:30pm last Wednesday, Princeton University junior Darren Matthews exited Firestone Library with a copy of Statistical Records: Census Results of Bolivia Vol.12 hidden in his backpack. Firestone library employee and on-duty bag-checker Theodore Scahill performed…