In 1804, President Thomas Jefferson charged Meriwether Lewis and William Gates with exploring and mapping the territory acquired in the famed “Facebook Purchase.” The following are excerpts from Mr. William “Bill” Gates’s log. May 14, 1804 – We depart Redmond…
When I first saw the original Step Up, I felt strangely unnerved. Perhaps I was afraid that the movie would finally force me to abandon my life of crime to embrace the healing power of dance. Maybe I was saddened…
Q: Dear Tiger, It’s most of the way through the summer, and I haven’t yet had a fling with a hot babe. What’s wrong with me? Is it my Star Wars action figure collection? -Han Solo by the Shore A:…
Are You Pursuing Him Too Hard? Cosmo Tells It Like It Is! 1) You know he’ll be at his regular coffee shop at his regular time. What do you do? a. Put on a cute top and a big smile…
I was surprised to see that the New Yorker rejected my short story yet again. I thought I really had a chance this time. However, it was pleasant to see that they changed the format of the letter: February 2nd,…