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Obituaries Of The Future

Andy Samberg: Drowned after a shipwreck.  Last words: “Never let go” (spoken to T-Pain).  Samberg’s body was found 8 miles from the wreckage on the shore of Lonely Island.  Autopsy also revealed he had contracted multiple STDs from, evidence suggests,…

Flowchart For Asking A Girl Out

This is based on an actual flowchart made by an actual Tiger staffer as a guide to asking out an actual girl. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. I cannot stress enough how real, sad, and hilarious the…

Al Davis Weighs In On Season Length

NEW YORK – Last week Commissioner Goodell proposed several changes to the NFL’s regular season length. Some NFL executives initially hinted at a simple 18 game regular season and a shortened 2 game preseason, but the Commissioner quickly discounted this…