Andy Samberg: Drowned after a shipwreck. Last words: “Never let go” (spoken to T-Pain). Samberg’s body was found 8 miles from the wreckage on the shore of Lonely Island. Autopsy also revealed he had contracted multiple STDs from, evidence suggests,…
This is based on an actual flowchart made by an actual Tiger staffer as a guide to asking out an actual girl. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. I cannot stress enough how real, sad, and hilarious the…
The Princeton Tiger presents another edition of “Discussions in Contemporary Poetry,” a series in which we ask important people stupid questions. In this episode, we critique Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok” with Princeton Professor Paul Muldoon, Pulitzer Prize-winning poet and Poetry Editor…
PITTSBURGH – Atlanta dropped to second place in the barely competitive NL East last week after a stunning 5-0 loss to a small team from somewhere just north of the Mason-Dixon line. After 6 1/3 scoreless innings, Braves ace Tim…
NEW YORK – Last week Commissioner Goodell proposed several changes to the NFL’s regular season length. Some NFL executives initially hinted at a simple 18 game regular season and a shortened 2 game preseason, but the Commissioner quickly discounted this…