Top 10 Freshman Girl Fears, Answered
1. He’s only talking to me for my boobs. …True. But it could be worse. He could be talking to you for your personality. 2. He’s only hooking up with me for my boobs. …Still true. But it could be…
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Groundbreaking Judicial Opinion: Congress “Pansies” On Don’t Ask Don’t Tell
In a landmark judicial opinion, several district judges yesterday proclaimed that “Judges rule, politicians drool.” District Judge Ronald Leighton, writing for the majority, went on to sharply critique the Congress, leveling the charge that “the whole bowing to the will of the people thing…
Howie Mandel and I Make Progress on the Sale of His House
Howie Mandel: I really appreciate just the two of us meeting like this. Alex Moss: Absolutely. No agents. No lawyers. No other broad professions I assume are associated with house-selling because I am 19 years old. HM: Contractors. AM: Contractors,…
Josh Weinstein ’09’s Next Ideas
What will he think of next?
Advice For Freshmen
Hello, Freshman. It’s me, Senior. Yes, I can see you. I can see everything you are doing and everything you are thinking and everything you are eating and everywhere you are and everywhere you have been. I am judging you more than…