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Court Decision Allowing Gay Asians To Serve Openly in the Military Sparks Controversy
Washington DC– Federal Judge Virginia Phillips has granted a worldwide, immediate injunction prohibiting the Department of Defense’s ban on openly gay soldiers, including Asians, from serving in the military. Lt. Daniel Choi, an openly gay Asian man who had previously…
Stephen Hawking’s 10 Least Favorite Things
Star Trek: Deep Space 9 Anything coin-operated. Pulp. Racism. The Kardashians. Movies about sports. (In particular, 1988 baseball romantic comedy Bull Durham) Sand traps. Fresno, CA. When sandwiches aren’t cut in half. Rap music. – BE
UNCOVERED: Outdoor Action Developed as Quasi-Military Training for Frosh
Upon the return of the intrepid members of the Class of 2014 who emerged from their respective wilderness adventure (myself included), documents from the early 1970s have been leaked that reveal the true impetus behind the creation of the Outdoor…
Warner Bros Releases NolanVision
“Unbelievable,” said Jared Hamburger, stumbling out into the night after a showing of Eat Pray Love, the debut of NolanVision in New York City this past weekend. “Does God exist? Does love exist?” he asked, staring directly through me into…