Dear Mr. Assange: I’m a 3rd grader from Buffalo, New York and I’m your biggest fan. Your website, Wikileaks, has published so many government secrets, it has made diplomatic relations like that scene in Mean Girls where everyone found out…
Sometimes, life can throw you a curveball. Worse yet, life can throw a bone-crushing 98 mph fastball directly at your head. Writers generally refer to this as tragedy. Tragedy can take the form of every parent’s worst nightmare: having a…
So I just saw the latest Harry Potter movie, and loved it. But as soon as I left the theater and entered the nearest Wal-Mart to buy myself a Schwinn Meridian Adult Tricycle, what did I spy? A cheap direct…
Jim got up from the table and left his group of visibly less cool friends behind. He carried his tray out of the dining hall and over to the tray-return counter. Jim tilted his tray down and let his banana…
-Jason Kaplan ’12