Failed New Years’ Resolutions from Figures in Popular Culture
At the beginning of the year, many people around the world resolve to do things they’ll never see fit to follow through with. If you are reading this, you are probably one of them.
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The Greatest Movies Never Made
Harry & Kumar Go to White Castle After smoking some gillyweed, Harry Potter and Kumar Patel get the munchies for some delicious White Castle burgers. Will they apparate to White Castle or will Harry just accio the burgers? Hilarity ensues.…
10 Jobs Mall Santas Have the Rest of the Year
Wilford Brimley impersonator Contestant on The Biggest Loser Unemployed, along with 9.3% of the rest of the population Used car dealer Pimping out ho ho ho’s Janitor at MIT who solves graduate-level math problems on random blackboards Walmart greeter Rabbi…
Inceptioning Santa
Dream Layer 1: A Cold, Snowy Mountain Only Accessible by Skis (AKA The North Pole) Santa: Woah, I need to get going! I still have a ton of presents to deliver. Dom Cobb: Relax, there’s plenty of time. Santa: What’s…
A Christmas Carrel
"Spirit,'' said Malkiel, with an interest she had never felt before, "tell me if Tiny Tim will get into grad school."
"If the shadows of the Future remain unchanged, no."