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Halloween “Hey man, did I ever tell you about the time I was five, and I rode my Big Wheel through the supermarket? Yeah, it had a Harley Davison sticker on the bumper and a death skull on the handle…
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Princeton Looks into More Efficient Heating Solution than Elves with Hammers
In response to accusations of wasteful energy use in regard to its dormitory heating systems, administrators at Princeton have begun exploring alternatives to the current system of elves striking the inner walls of the radiators with hammers.
Breaking News: Construction at Tiger Inn Leads to Discovery of Beer Field Brewing Beneath the Street
During "State Night," large quantities of beer were incorporated into the surface soil. Over the course of time, sedimentation buried the mixture, which was compressed by the heavy foot-traffic of male Brodontesauruses wandering aimlessly around TI hoping to get laid.
Top Ten Most Painfully Hipster Songs of 2010
We are all guilty of it. Of liking something just because nobody else knows what it is, of not really enjoying a song but saying we do because it sounds cool to do so, of parroting whatever Pitchfork said about…
New Year’s Breakthrough: Times Square Travel?
Famous for engendering a disproportionate amount of excitement over its glaringly mundane pointlessness, the Ball Drop is oft compared to the Running of the Bulls- both in Spain and Chicago...