Hezbollah Lego League Under Fire
This is Darby Billington reporting from Hezbollah’s 3rd Annual Lego League Championship here in Beirut. And let me tell you John, outrage is afoot.
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Twas the Night Before Dean’s Date
Twas the night before Dean’s Date and perched on my chair, I threw up my hands and cried out in despair. The libr’y was full, not one sound broke the silence, Until I began my grand act of defiance. “Camus…
A Petrarchan Sonnet for Dean’s Date
How soon, so soon! our finals week arrives! It drives the best of us up to the brink And the rest of all of us to heavy drink. But we are Princeton so this is our lives. Our dean, you…
The Invention of the Iron Maiden
Duke: This had better be good. I was elbow deep in concubines. Blacksmith: I believe the expression is “knee deep”. Duke: No, I meant elbow. Blacksmith: Apologies, my lord. But I’m sure you’ll enjoy this. Duke: You found me a…
Forbes College: Why Is It Really So Far Away?
Throughout the years there have been only been a handful of questions, such as “When are the Asian tourists finally planning on staging the coup?” “Where do they keep the safe that holds the endowment?” “Inside which tree is the…