Fucking WhitmanWire
WhitmanWire has brought to my attention the fact that there are a lot of arts and crafts going on at Princeton. Where the fuck are you people finding the time to do arts and crafts? Seriously. If you have time…
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Princeton University Reverses Controversial Policy
After several years of experimentation, Princeton University announced a plan to remove a generally-disliked policy and revert to the original system. As President Shirley Tilghman explains in an article on Princeton’s website, in adopting the policy, “we [had] hoped other…
Republicans’ Pledge to America: Translation from Politicianese to Real-World English
The Democrats are evil and will devour your souls. The American people, meaning Republicans because only Republicans are real Americans, do not support a Democratic government. We Americans wrote this pledge to state this because we did not think it…
Administration Unveils New Grade Deflation Strategies
In an attempt to break the 35% barrier, the Princeton administration unveiled an audacious new plan to decrease the number of As given. Libraries to close at 3 pm. Finals to be held Wednesday nights, in TI No language departments,…
You’re Doing Facebook Wrong
Sometimes, when I like a Facebook photo fifteen seconds after it’s been posted, I’ll get a comment like, “Of course it doesn’t take you more than 30 seconds to see that I changed my profile picture, Abby.” Other times, when…