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Things That Anger Me

Mealy apples. You expect the first bite to be a sweet and crunchy orgasm, but instead someone shit in your mouth. The smelly kind with corn in it. My laptop battery. I’d like a battery that allows me to watch…

Celebrity News Hour

David: I can’t do another episode of this. Alex: Find a way to cheer up, like me! I’ve got a bottle full of Xanax waiting for me at home. David: I’ve got a twelve gauge. Cameraman: We’re rolling. They can…