Dean Malkiel Leaves Princeton for Standard & Poor’s
Former Dean of the College Nancy Weiss Malkiel is bringing grade deflation to a whole new organization.
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XXX Versions of Harry Potter Movies
You-Know-Who’s You-Know What Accio Lesbians Bareback Centaurs 6 Practicing Parseltoungue 4 Whorecrux Patrol Debbie Does Slytherin House Elf House Orgy 3 Snape’s Dungeon Hufflepuff Sluts 2 Albus Dumbledore Presents: The Elder Wand Quidditch Bitches 3 Platform 9 and 3/4 Isn’t…
The Last Hours of Osama’s Twitter Feed
Apparently bin Laden was quite the active Twitter user before his death. "@osamaWINladen - how many infidels do I have to kill to get some mayo around here?"
Things Found in Bin Laden’s Mansion
Your car keys DVD of Ankles of Tehran IV: These IslamaBad Girls Have BaghDaddy Issues The last horcrux Jimmy Hoffa’s body Tupac, who was also shot, but survived Seasons 2-5 of prophetic police procedural, “The Funda-mentalist” The napkin I wrote my number…
22 Rejected Thesis Titles
Making Melanoma: Titration of the Dose of Zinc-based UV-ray Blocking Products to Produce the Optimal Skin Pigmentation in a Caucasian Male A Comparative Analysis of Hops-based Alcoholic Beverages How Much Money Can I Get the University to Give Me: A…